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mskaybee 0
Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
smooshy_fml 0
well does she know?
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callofdutymw2519 0
thats the first comment i get from anyone in my family
xX1232Xx 6
"Does she know ?" is a question not an answer ....how did no one notice this...
girldancer8 0
take a joke maybe?!?!
smamlatina 4
who cares what people say
wellstino 0
his hand? look at your profile picture ******
kelovath 8
Unfortunately, this has happened to me as well. For each of my 7 girlfriends. they still believe they are fake :(
Momybunny 4
This is so something my mom would say to my brother!