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mskaybee 0
Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
smooshy_fml 0
well does she know?
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extradorkyloser 4
**question
Stupidpeopleanno 5
RedPillSucks, you beat me to the grandma thing!
Foxanova 0
"does she know?" isnt an answer
PapaCool_fml 0
And does she?
gettingbetter20 4
MY PARENTS DID THAT TOO
calley123 0
well, you must have a creeper history, 'notacreeper'.
kelovath 8
lol! so true ;) ..."that's what they all say. save it for the judge." :P
HaleyKristan 0
does she know what??
logik1337 1
that is what I like to call a joke.
mikhaila24 0
yeah u sure she knows? lol
dont_b_that_guy 5
lol