Love: Classic - FML

Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 150

You deserved it 3 358

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Top comments

stuner56 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:12

What a dick

illmatic2 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:13

That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.

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megan_lovee 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:29

douche

Ann23 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:30

He doesn't deserve you, or anyone else for that matter. Dump him and find yourself someone who will treat you right !!

7trystan7 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:48

Amen

dinochick1222 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:31

Now that's ****** up!!

Euphorically 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:32

That girl obviously didn't know he was taken. Befriend her and that asshole can be left with nothing. He deserves nothing, honestly nothing excuses cheating.

Perksofbeingawal 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:23

Your picture made my taste buds tingle.

hilary56 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Forreal, should of given him a sock to the sack. And for choosing her over you too.

emmy_21 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:40

i will have a dog

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:43

DTMFA.

bling87 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:47

Is this a new word I haven't heard of yet??

2ndSucks 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:45

Hopefully he's your ex now.

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:49

you should've gone all gangsta on his bitch ass!

Dcm210 19

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:52

Thats when you say "I hope you like the taste of my sloppy seconds" and walk away.

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