Love: Classic

Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 150

You deserved it 3 358

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stuner56 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:12

What a dick

illmatic2 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:13

That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.

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leadman1989 15

Monday 17 October 2011 4:20

Cool story bro... I don't live to far away. Now I'm gonna find you and rape you. >:) Looking at your profile pic NEVER MIND... O.o

NewNewXOMuah 0

Monday 17 October 2011 4:35

Sorry bout that .

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 17 October 2011 5:15

Thats why u put yoir hand around his thote and choke the life out of him

whitey317 0

Monday 17 October 2011 5:27

Tell his mom

kp4294 2

Monday 17 October 2011 6:07

Not going to lie, you probably should have just told her he had a small dick and moved on.

FatimaControl 0

Monday 17 October 2011 13:21

Wow. That happened to my friend too

auzzrage 1

Monday 17 October 2011 14:29

129-you can't hit a girl in the ovaries.......

kim1724 0

Monday 17 October 2011 15:43

You should have called his cell phone.

AnaD606 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:40

That's rude. What if you did that to him, would he be angry?

asia3pea90 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:01

...sounds like my dank of an Ex. God, I feel for you :/

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