Love: Classic

Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

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stuner56 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:12

What a dick

illmatic2 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:13

That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.

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that70sshowlover 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:54

That's sick.

jessesgirl14 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:30

I guess that means that YOU are the mistress and she could be the wife or the girlfriend he's had for more than a year :-/ sorry for you OP

wolfhouse7 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:42

that other girl was his girlfriend of two years, you were the other woman. sorry OP, truth hurts

hawaiianfire 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:44

What's all this talk about hitting a man in the pee pee? That's just a little over dramatic. Men don't hit women in the ovaries when we are upset.

missmurderx 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:08

Most men are too clueless to know where a woman's ovaries are, though..

chanteezy01 0

Monday 17 October 2011 0:13

I'd punch him out

Rasetsu 10

Monday 17 October 2011 0:32

Ah, Texas.

kalyn13 2

Monday 17 October 2011 0:53

why didnt yiu just say " so im not your gf now!!! so all those great nights we spent together ment nothing to you"

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 17 October 2011 1:10

That means you're the Side Chick. FYL

badactor009 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:57

This won't get better. You know what to do.

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