Intimacy, Sex and Miscellaneous: Caught

Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:10

I saw my 14 year old brother looking at ****. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:20

Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.

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Hanketsu7787 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 7:59

Dude srsly its called hit the home button unless thats set to ****. then its called Shake My Head.

ILoveBlair 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:22

LMAO!

ninjasmurf 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 1:47

ydi for wearing glasses newb.

Moooooo_fml 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:34

Dude...get a life.

nightmares97 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 11:42

you get a life

Jabastiaan 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 17:45

How could you keep watching **** while your mom is in the room? That should be insta-boner-loss. I'm sorry, but, YDI OP. Hit alt-tab, windows-d, or ctrl-t or close your laptop or SOMETHING!

LeexaaFreeszh 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:46

Hahaha ! OP; that's just awkward >.<

axeinthehead14 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 4:31

it's the yellow circle in the top left corner of the window for apples

Leftieswillrule 3

Monday 20 September 2010 3:16

best solution is to have another tab open with like Facebook or something and switch and close tabs

Gazarok 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:04

pfft, girlfriends are for losers who dont have high-speed internet :P

Britney_Spears 1

Monday 3 January 2011 19:24

You wear glasses. You watch ****. Your mom talks to you in your room. It's like you want people to make fun of you...

DipperPines 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 8:13

dude, shut up. 1) eyesight is not something he/she can control 2) i'm pretty sure everyone has watched **** at some point in their lives 3) again, talking to your mom is really nothing to be ashamed of. what the ****, man. stop making people feel bad about the relatively normal things they do.