Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introduced to Minecraft. I haven't blinked in 5 hours. FML
Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, out of curiosity, I took an online test to see if I have ADHD. Halfway through, I got so distracted and bored that I gave up. I guess I know the answer then… FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Win_fml 0
Heed the warning, bro. They don't make this shit up.
fakkumairaifu 14
When will people remember this? Just because ALL THE FMLs AUTOMATICALLY start with "Today", it doesn't mean that they happened the same day! Anyway, that sucks a lot, especially if you're a big gamer - I'd be bummed if it were me. I'm curious about what game it was now, though.
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Comments (145)
moony13_fml 0
Aaawww!! I'm really sorry!!
emorockerownage 9
you are a failure of epic proportions
smiley_girl 0
Tha sucks, that happened to one of my friends too though turns out she has epilepsy, but nowseh has meds and is just careful to avoid certain games.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That would make me very upset.
missangel08 0
People with epilepsy get seziures from video games you jerk!!
Weil 0
KILL YOURSELF. A life without vidya games is not a life worth living.
Shaiath 0
Sucks. I have epilepsy, but video games don't set it off for me. Go to your doctor to get it checked out though. Honestly though, I don't see how this is a FYL. You had a seizure...sucks for you? At least it wasn't at something important, I had a seizure 2 weeks ago at my Graduation. Even mine is not a 'FML'. YDI for thinking this was a 'FYL'.
jazzyg 0
It has to happen to somebody
NoMercy_fml 0
I guess that video game owned you in the face.
SluttyMcNugget 0
OMG!! I moderated this one and clicked yes!! YAY!!.....that sucks