Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after reminding my mother that I couldn't watch my father 5 days a week, she threw another temper tantrum and insisted that her druggie friend, who trusts everyone and drives my dad nuts, could watch him. This is how they are gonna get robbed, so I keep losing time with the husband and kids because of this. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I never know who’s going to have my kids during their dad’s weekend. He drops them off with just anyone as he goes partying, but calls the cops if I pick them up early. Last week they were with his girlfriend’s brother; before that it was her uncle, and before that her cousin. All total strangers to the kids. FML
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad is threatening to have my mom arrested for reckless endangerment because she and my stepdad left me alone for a month while they went on vacation. I'm 24 years-old. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
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benhd1 14
Then egg his house, he'll never suspect a thing.
klorehore 24
It's a perfect opportunity to use your powers for evil, he'll never suspect you since you're the responsible one!
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Comments (59)
Talooka 10
Sounds like he wants to make mistakes that he'll regret later with you....WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT.
Smangical 8
Well this is awkward.
limitedition 25
Translation: I'm way too into myself and my raging midlife crisis to be a decent father.
arsenicalhumor 30
What a loyal, caring, and compassionate father.. I say good riddance to him.
RedPillSucks 33
He doesn't want you telling mom the wild and crazy stuff he's doing, now that's they're divorced. Is he dating someone close to your age?
Fluffydemise 18
Sucks that you aren't close enough to your dad to be involved in his shenanigans. Im gonna put it forward that maybe you could both do with a bit of tolerance toward each other. What he said is undoubtedly harsh to hear, but it also sounds like he isn't having the best of times with you, or doesn't feel able to be truly himself around you. Maybe you can address this in some way and try and accommodate him too? Age is a bit of a factor too, if you are young then that makes his comments worse but if you are old enough to revel with him, even if it is unenjoyable to you, maybe you should make the effort too?
TwoOneFive 11
A daughter needs a loving, available, predictable father or father figure who can be counted on, whether divorced or at home. She needs his best paternal intentions, even if his efforts occasionally fall short. She needs his maturity , so that she can function with confidence in the wider world of work.
fityfo54 8
Yes but some people feel that the best way to look after another person is to have fun while doing it. I know people that have, seemingly, the most immature parents in the world. But their kids love and trust them just as much or more than you would believe
SystemofaBlink41 27
Geez don't be a partypooper! When your dad tries to hijack a car, you let him!
botanistjessica 24
Don't give dad of the year any ideas.
perdix 31
It's always a good time to take up drinking. 420 is coming up, ask your dad to show you all about weed.
MidnaLink 35
Why can't being both responsible and fun be a good combo. Nothing BAD can really happen, and everyone returns home in one piece.