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By ouch - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML
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benhd1 14

Then egg his house, he'll never suspect a thing.

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klorehore 24

It's a perfect opportunity to use your powers for evil, he'll never suspect you since you're the responsible one!

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pattayarick 8

Someday, he'll want to see his grandchildren. But, alas, he's too irresponsible to be with them. It's a shame.

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carobug 6

The twist? they divorced only four weeks ago.

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MidnaLink 33

...actually, Noor was thumbed down a little when I wrote, so I just rolled with it.

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mjmick0509 7

Don't let him get you down. Keep your responsible head up, OP!

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Bunny21 11

Some people really should have never had the blessing of having children.

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Shade1982 20

I'm pretty sure you just indirectly told the OP he should not exist :p.

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davek 36

What kind of irresponsible fun does he expect to have with his kid?

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wolfgirl1 4

My mom does that she claims to forget about me how the **** do u forget about something u gave birth to

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caro1ina48 13

I'm sorry kid. One should never have to go through that.

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