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Boozehounds

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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coffeeandcream 8

if I was ever caught, my mom would've done the same thing. but she would be grounding me while drinking the alcohol.

Haha you got owned noob i hate you

mattmalin11 0

Well, that's my job.

daydreamer244 13

awww poor u, ur parents drank ur alcohol goshh you shouldn't even hav alcohol anyways!!! it makes u stoooopiddd :)

So how much have you had today?

He never said how old he was. For all we know, his parents could have come to see him, "stoooopidddddddd."

sounds like a small stash

That little alcohol and you call it a stash?! I have a whole bottle of whiskey, Wild Turkey, and a whole bottle of Sailor Jerry's, for starters. Get a bigger stash!

that same thing happened to me when I was 16 lol

ahhh parents these days

Hey at least they didn't find your pot.

limblessorphan 4

Monkey sees, monkey does.