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Boozehounds

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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better then ur stash of **** and weed, they cuda had a crazy nite

A7XDavis 0

I wish my parents liked the same things I do!

You should begin to pee in your empty bottles, and leave it in your hiding area. Your parents will be in a nice surprise next time.

if ops booze is miller lite they probably won't tell the difference

if ops booze is miller lite they probably won't tell the difference

CharlieH94 0

lol! nice one. your right haha

But if OPs father is Bear Grylls..

Your mom is rather crazy when drunk. Let's just say I know firsthand she doesn't have a gag reflex

At least they didn't find your weed.

ashleykay94 7

if you had to hide it, you probably shouldn't be drinking it so ydi

be2tymee 0

Umm nobody knows if he's underage...

your parents know how to party

dannngggg/:

curlyhead00 0

they sound like cool people :D