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Boozehounds

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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should of kept it in a better hiding spot

ItsAllBeenDone 0

you are my new favorite commentor... just sayin(:

I would've too.

Nature vs nurture. You like alcohol? Safe to assume they do, too.

What OP isn't mentioning is that this "stash" was a quarter bottle of Nyquil and a pint of Listerine.

Did they ground you

green_eggs_and_h 0

Sharing is caring. Unless it's AIDS.

Fakeddd 0

why the **** was this thumbed down?

don't worry I fixed it.

Should have been home to join them XD

must have been a small stash