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Boozehounds

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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romanianboi 0

ur parents soubd awesome

hide it in their room. they'll never check there

sounds like a pathetic 'stash' if you ask me

Not much of a stash then if they got through it in one night. Go big next time

xroflmao 0

parents these days..

BarbieGirl1671 0

ah gotta love the parents

Fakeddd 0

******* and beer man. But for your case, it would be a stash of miller, some tissues lotion and a VHS tape.

FMLandurstoo 9

Sorry to rain on your parade boners, but OP is a guy. Unless he's a shemale he won't need tampons.

poppin' bottles in your crib!!!~

obviously your a lightweight