Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Bash the fash
Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
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ninjanick1911 14
Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist
MCFX2 10
Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.
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ninjanick1911 14
Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist
Roskie 16
I'm not racist, but boxer briefs are the superior undergarment.
sonshadsil94 15
I'm not racist, but doctor pepper is the superior soda.
teentee401 37
The worst one I heard was "I'm not racist, but if there was only one black person left on earth, I would kill the black person just to make everything easier for everyone."
Vestin 18
"I'm not a lawyer, but..."
BakedTaters 16
I'm not racist, but pizza is good.
Jkolbly 11
The best one I've heard is "I'm not racist, but you have lovely eyes." Or something close to that.
nityasomaiya 46
I'm not racist but my shadow is black...
tiptoppc 21
I’m not racist, but NASCAR needs to shut down to save the planet! Wait, what are you going to do with that pitchfork?
krad204 21
What a douche-****.
incoherentrmblr 22
Indeed, what a F**kass...
lexwilder 16
I'm confused as to why it was your fault
fred102 2
It wasnt... that's why there's an "i agree, your life sucks" button
ohSNAPyall 27
Because he's his brother's keeper.
EzPzRamos 6
Because of guilt by association #3. People will see his fucktard brother and think he shares the same ideals
Yarecho 14
XD "Dipshit Brother"
MCFX2 10
Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.
Kazze 31
Hey now... If you whisper it in the guy's ear first, it's totally straight.
Thatepicperson 14
It's only gay if your dicks touch. At least that's what my uncle tells me
rhysfucker 24
Cousin Charlie?!?!?
ProfessorMctitie 20
should have slapped him and told him to stop
ligerzero459 24
Yeah, when someone starts a sentence with that, you know it's gonna end badly.
Sonjington 20
Ignorance is not bliss
marigoldcobain 21
Wow, your brother IS a dipshit. But how did you get beaten up?
BoundBySpace 19
You don't just sit there and watch a brother get beaten up.. he probably got in and they both got shredded.
Badkarma4u 17
Because some people believe its ok to physically assault someone for saying something they dont like. Racism is bad, but asssulting someone for saying racist things makes you just as bad as they are if not worse.
drunk_crow 12
It's not just as bad. Assault is a crime, while racism is not.
RiseAboveSociety 3
actually, racism IS a crime....its called a HATE crime
tbloom 5
Only if you commit a crime motivated by racism. While racism is wrong, free speech is a first amendment right
xlord 27
**** your amendment rights. Promoting hate and hostility is not a right!!!
kodaechan 6
yeah you obviously don't know what free speech is #42...
archnarquibquib 21
42: Free speech doesn't cover anything you can say. For instance, it doesn't protect you if you slander, make racist comments, or if you lie under oath (as you have to tell the truth). This is just a small sample of what it doesn't protect.
aecribb 14
While you do have the right to free speech under the first amendment, even the right to racist free speech, that doesn't mean that you are free from the consequences of that speech. It's called free speech because you can speak freely, not because your speech is free from consequences
tiggerlover100 27
Your brother is an idiot. I hope he was joking because thats a really ****** up way to think.