Bash the fash

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
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You deserved it 3 416
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Top comments

ninjanick1911 14

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

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MCFX2 10

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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laurarossiox 11

Just like saying "no offence but.." And then you offend them. But I hope your brother gets a reality check!

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ksanche1 2

learn how to fight

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Silk_Routes 14

these are the situations where u declare u r single child...lol

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white_terrorist 5

You and your brother are both racist and deserved the beating.

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Kitsi 14

Well, are you also a racist? if so,YDI. If not, that sucks and tell your imbecile bro to take some courses in cultural sensitivity. Racism is shameful.

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DorLeon 14

i am not racist but "never f*cking loose my brother, never f*cking loose" :D FYL

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vikky538 28

If your brother said racy stuff why you have got the beating

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Fuhkyoo 17

its alot easier when the family tree doesnt fork

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Taolan 23

Dude, your brother dug a hole so deep not even the Bro code dictates you get in it with him. As long as nobody's looking to stab the dumbass, totally acceptable to walk away and let him get beat. You probably could have avoided the whole thing by punching him yourself though.

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Meggarea 4

Are you my brother?

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