took it
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Syracuse, United States
Baller move
Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML
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Juggalette_623 9
Pretty sure that's traveling op.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.
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SgtAssCheeks 21
I thought diarrhea was more liquid than "hard" ? Either way, that's really an embarrassing situation to be in. FYL.
perdix 29
#15, I saw that, too. I've never heard of "hard diarrhea", butt it sounds painful. According to my Gastroenterology textbook, "People think it's funny/but it's really hot and runny. Diarrhea."
squidgy787 22
Haha. I haven't heard that since grade school. I love you, Perdix.
jet_life 3
#24, are you sure that's not from the chappelle show? Hah.
perdix 29
If it's a big game, they certainly have multiple game balls. They're probably going to make you buy the one you took to the shitter.
peanuty001 19
good thing no one else will be touching the ball
mea_iloveskiing 26
Who won?
onlychildFTW 33
OP if he kept his pants clean. Haha.
jellybeens_fml 16
No one else would probably touch the ball, so...
crazytwinsmom 25
Be sure not to eat whatever you had before that game again, especially before a game.
wowsaint 4
Everyone does, do you have detachable ball?
SouthernLady12 13
Sorry to ruin things for you, but did you know women play ball too? I'm pretty sure not "everyone does" take "a" ball to the bathroom with them. Don't know their gender shouldn't make comments like this just saying.
wowsaint 4
Everyone who got the ball....have to explain obvious things
jo0owe 9
hahaha! well now you can pratice while you're sitting there xD
arandomperson97 18
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
teotsi 28
Oh crap!
MisterDoge 14
I usually take the ball too.