Poopoo peepee and Health: Baller move

Baller move

By took it - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Syracuse

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

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Juggalette_623 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:05

Pretty sure that's traveling op.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:09

Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.

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weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:22

I hope someone caught that and puts it on YouTube.

Epikouros 31

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:32

Did you dribble?

nardledangers 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:42

quit stalling the game

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:45

Explain when you get back...yes the other team will get the ball but still hope you made it to the bathroom on time...

Ma_Nikka 24

Sunday 9 February 2014 22:06

I would've dribbled it while on the toilet to keep practicing

rockhead1270 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 22:13

I remember Troy Aikman doing that in the pro bowl lol

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Sunday 9 February 2014 22:57

I'm sure you were a real hit at the game while taking the ball with you, op.

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 9 February 2014 23:45

Hope everything 'came out' right OP.

glabberfasted 16

Monday 10 February 2014 0:18

"Hard diarrhea" seems like an oxymoron.

xStevieKingsleyx 12

Monday 10 February 2014 1:18

As much as that really sucks, it's also extremely funny.

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