Poopoo peepee and Health: Baller move

Did they come get the ball? You would think that would be a health code violation of some sort. . haha. But seriously you are a dumbass and totally deserve it.

kacperr 1

Monday 10 February 2014 16:04

Shit one ..

octopussperm125 18

Monday 10 February 2014 20:14

...doody calls

bradheller 2

Monday 10 February 2014 22:38

Lol no one will be touching that ball anymore. Execpt girls. Giggity

B0n351337loser 7

Tuesday 11 February 2014 9:41

HOLD UP! PAUSE! I gotta poo.

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