Pregnancy and Love: Bad women's anatomy

Bad women's anatomy

By BreechInEducation - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he was a breech baby, which according to him meant that he born out of his mum's butthole. FML

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safaeita 32

Monday 28 November 2016 10:01

I guess this is just one of those things you believe as a kid and no one corrects you when you become an adult .

Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 28 November 2016 9:47

I think he meant to say that he was a food baby. Anyway he sounds like he's probably full of shit

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katydid91 31

Tuesday 29 November 2016 7:49

Oh! he's backwards alright!

Iambadatthis 10

Thursday 1 December 2016 4:36

I hope he was joking.

da_epic_failman 7

Friday 2 December 2016 15:00

Dump his lying ass.

littlefoott69 14

Saturday 3 December 2016 3:53

well he is destined to be a lawyer or politician. As both are products of anal sex

Royness 8

Saturday 3 December 2016 15:06

I was not sure what the term "Breech baby" meant but I still would not think a baby could be born that way.

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