twinkie2
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Bad boy
Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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FatalxDesire599 0
Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
Clashzorz2 0
The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?
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ulicksam 0
I've had plenty of dogs with obedient titles. You still don't trust dogs to not eat food you leave out while you're not there. Pretty basic fact for anyone that's going to own a dog. YDI. And of course you had to clean it up. He's not going to do it.
capncrook 0
So then you still needed that napkin
saleha97 4
that's why you should keep to bunnies :)
Draeven_fml 0
lazy fatass
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... you left your food unguarded where your dog could get to it? YDI. That does suck though.
lekiat 0
come on now. he's a dog. YDI!
Erbtosis 10
Your dog was just saving you from the burger that would have made you puke. You should give him a treat.
Darrian_Garrett 0
Ohhh me gusta
darkmis1 18
YDI for not training your dog.
DocBastard 40
So I suppose. I'm the only one. Who found the. Complete lack of sentence. Structure annoying. Flame away, anti-Grammar Nazis. Feel free to expose yourselves and explain just why grammar is unimportant.
Doortje 30
No Doc. You are not. The only one.