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Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML

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FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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Well, of course you had to clean it up dip shit it's not gonna clean itself

duh? if you have a dog, that should teach you not to leave things like that in the open lol

Is this your first time eating in front of your dog?

Aw, dogs are always trying to get their mouths on any food that isn't dog food.

The way I see it, your dog did you a favor. Must of been a nasty cheeseburger for a dog to throw it up.

CharlieKav 4

This is the worst thing that can happen to anyone ever

You say it like you expected the dog to clean it.

You never leave food around dogs.

Dogs are lovely