twinkie2
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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FatalxDesire599 0
Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
Clashzorz2 0
The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?
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Comments (104)
sallen0046 4
Why would you leave any food out on a coffee table when you have an animal in your home? YDI for not thinking. Your actions made the dog sick, the dog did not eat your burger and then get sick to ruin your day.
Juanton123 0
Why did you treat yourself to a cheeseburger I'n the first place FATTY!!!!
robbrown56 0
this is exactly why our dog lives outside...we're in Louisiana...never stays very cold long...
winniez99 0
well... who else is going to clean up? the dog?
mujabuja 0
Your fat ass bores me. Please die.
Brittneyyyy 7
At least you got your cheeseburger back! ... Nvm that's gross.
nikki9tails 3
I had that happen come home from job, hungry, tired. but I cooked myself a nice steak. And the first dog to do it had a litter and I got one of the pups and she did it but it only took once to learn well both times lol they both listen now
kdkkat 0
buy another one they are only 1.99 at mc donalds
Newmocheybear 5
Look at the bright side, you didn't come empty handed because you all ready have a napkin to clean up the dog vomit!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Oh come on, you have a DOG, you should know better than to put FOOD on a TABLE that they can easily access, whether they are trained to leave it or not!!! I've got a dog and I know better than to do that.