twinkie2
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Bad boy
Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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FatalxDesire599 0
Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
Clashzorz2 0
The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?
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Comments (104)
heyu7421 0
With the napkin you just grabbed
nightops 8
U should know better if you have a dog ;-)
ThisRandomChild 0
Ur name is twinkie and u were eating a cheeseburger... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
tamoodielovesmar 1
thats a sign......dont get fat...jk its fine once in a while
alshclown 0
you sound fat
yoholliday 0
eww. i guess you learned your lesson
cea99 0
GET THAT DOG!
novacrazy 0
Another reason why I ******* hate dogs.
austinwyke 2
i would kick my dogs **** off if he did that.
WtffItzzChriis 0
that's why dogs are stupid, filthy animals and can't be trusted. cats are so much better. they never eat my burgers.
Iellwen 12
Right. And cats don't steal food. Most of the time, they just lick it, look at it and sometimes sneeze, THEN they go away. But hey, you're food's still there. :) You're a stupid, filthy animal.