Kids and Death: Asshat

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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That kid would've got punched in the ****** face.

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Sunday 8 September 2024 16:08

I do hope he’s in very bad shape now. and for a long long time

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