Awkward, TMI and Miscellaneous: Ass man

Ass man

By blaaargh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Seymour

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:39

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

abbyade 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:36

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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kowsee 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 2:04

At least he didnt compliment yours.

gary8082 14

Sunday 28 February 2016 2:36

You should have said "Yeah, she's married to you."

SUN_lover 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 12:58

Hahaha this comment made me laugh than the post.

RedCronos 17

Sunday 28 February 2016 2:50

Take notes

redscarf_fml 8

Sunday 28 February 2016 2:59

I see nothing wrong with that. Are you saying you've never found a significant other physically attractive?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 28 February 2016 3:21

Nothing wrong with thinking it. Asking for confirmation from a biological relative though....

rockydify 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 3:21

YDI: your mom is hot.

vonniepoo21 3

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:22

Trying not to make a joke about the location.

suffermyname 15

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:44

I think that's cute! Awkward for you...but good your dad still finds your mom so attractive

ben_louwagie 7

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:47

Ok...?

carbonbasedcynic 17

Sunday 28 February 2016 5:14

TMI

thehylianguy 10

Sunday 28 February 2016 5:26

That's ****** up

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