Ass man

By blaaargh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Seymour

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML
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Tripartita 44

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

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abbyade 21

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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Tripartita 44

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

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Skycop_S 23

Well, at least you know that your dad loves your mom! Lots of people, sadly, have divorced parents. That's pretty much all the good that comes out of this, though. Very awkward indeed.

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Ramos808 29

Well, did you admit it?

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shady914 14

I mean, at least he didn't say that about your ass.

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starlandmarie 22

Be glad your dad still likes your mom's ass.

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gracehi 31

"No, no I do not have to admit that."

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MrChefsLady 15

Actually.... I wouldn't be surprised if my husband ends up saying that you one of our children one day. LMAO. But that does suck for you OP. I wouldn't want to hear that from my dad either.

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1_Jew 15

You're alive because they had sex, he still thinks she's sexy. There's nothing wrong with that, he's in love with her. Let him be and all will be well lol. Granted its a little awkward but still it's sweet.

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gopackgo97 13

That's not the worst thing you could've heard

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