Cars, Sleep and Transportation: Asleep at the wheel

Asleep at the wheel

By Bengemon825 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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MdMan2 23

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:30

Are you weak because it hurt? Or are you strong because it hurt? We may never know OP.

natashamilan 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

I feel you. A few weeks ago the same thing happened to me, except when we hit the bump, my finger went straight into my nose. Ouch.

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dj12inches 10

Monday 22 June 2015 12:23

Don't feel bad, I actually slap myself constantly when I feel the sudden urge to fall asleep behind the wheel.

gamernation89 10

Monday 22 June 2015 15:38

Ouch that will make me think twice about doing that while riding in a vehicle and hopefully you didn't punch your self to hard

allforfun 23

Monday 22 June 2015 15:49

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

kingnothing123x 11

Monday 22 June 2015 18:20

Sorry to hear that

carcinoid 17

Monday 22 June 2015 22:01

I have done that several times, man. you're not alone. ?

stoych 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:51

How do you 'realise' you're pregnant?

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