Cars, Sleep and Transportation: Asleep at the wheel - FML

Asleep at the wheel

By Bengemon825 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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MdMan2 23

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:30

Are you weak because it hurt? Or are you strong because it hurt? We may never know OP.

natashamilan 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

I feel you. A few weeks ago the same thing happened to me, except when we hit the bump, my finger went straight into my nose. Ouch.

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byrdie48 5

Monday 22 June 2015 0:13

So you were trying to sleep while driving? That sounds like a brilliant idea ?

MonstreBelle 28

Monday 22 June 2015 4:40

Don't be ridiculous. That's what cruise control is for!

i_lik_tomaters 21

Monday 22 June 2015 0:18

Been there, done that.

lily05_fml 16

Monday 22 June 2015 1:28

Luckily your fist was on you face and not on your " you know what "!!

worldclassrager 39

Monday 22 June 2015 1:31

That's why I bring a pillow...

sbarua219 17

Monday 22 June 2015 1:41

That's just an lol moment

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 22 June 2015 3:05

How the hell are people gathering from this FML that he was driving? You've got to be a special kind of stupid to purposely sleep while behind the wheel. OP, keeping a blanket in the car is a great investment, trust me!

vampgirl999 8

Monday 22 June 2015 4:44

I feel your pain OP, the same happened to me before. Not fun.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 22 June 2015 6:56

Last time I fell asleep in the car, I nearly crashed...

momac86 17

Monday 22 June 2015 10:27

Fist bump! ??

charlieoogx 7

Monday 22 June 2015 10:52

Oh wow I had to read this a few times before I figured out it probably wasn't you driving

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