Are Christmas cards still a thing?

that is probably because your dog is way more awesome and loved than you.

Sounds like a Peanuts cartoon.

Are you kidding? There are loads of Christmas cards about at the moment. Most people I know have distributed all of theirs.

Your dog can probably hum a Clay Aiken tune, and you don't even acknowledge his existence. Nothing more needs to be said.

Who sends cards to dogs?

a vet?

Who doesn't send them to dogs?

....Am I weird?

yes you are. if you went to my school I'd probably beat you up. cuz I'm the toughest guy on the Internet! nat

You mean its not normal to send christmas cards to dogs? Uh oh..

your dog must be better looking than you!

Yea end of the fucking world... Cry me a fucking river please?

Is it odd to say I want to bone your dog?

yes... yes it is

sorry bud. beastial sotomy is illegal in every state but Alabama and Arkansas.

You should have him put to sleep

Why? That's a rather stupid thing to say! So what if the dog got a christmas card! Why kill a perfectly healthy dog for recieving a christmas card!? What dumbass gave birth to you? You must really hate animals for no reason! What have they ever done! No animal deserves to die for no good reason! Not even pits! You must be mental or something! Somebody please stop me from finding this slutnugget and choking him to death after I toss him into a bon fire to roast with marshmellows!!

It was rather obvious it was sarcasm dumbass.

hahahhaha wtf is a slutnugget

I know people that send cards to people's dogs. It is a rather odd thing to do, but it happens.

Not much of an FML here. Some people send their Christmas cards out later than others. For instance, I don't recieve mine until about December 20th, and my sister receives hers from her friends around December 10th. People send cards at different times. Sometimes there is a delay of when they will be sent because the most mail is sent out during the holidays. It's just what happenens.

And don't be upset because your dog received a Christmas card before you. It's not like it's your fault. Lighten up a little, will you?

I know people who send gifts to dogs...my grandmother got my dog a gift.

How does your life suck, because you have a cool dog?

Yeah, but his gift was a certificate for a free de-worming. You're better off waiting for the good stuff. Maybe you'll get a discount on a root canal or something.

$10 says you're the one who sent that card to your dog

Twenty bucks says the dog sent the card to himself so he didn't appear to be the most pathetic mammal in the house.