Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.
Draxanoth 15
This sport is not for you...
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Comments (97)
biggestfan23 11
Your a weenie OP
Xxchasea12xX 0
Fail
skyeyez9 25
My daughter is 8 and on the double blacks. She prefers the blues with all their moguls and paths thru the trees, cause she says it is pretty there.
docscientist 10
Good for you. I was on skis since I was two. I win. No, seriously, they can't be removed. Someone help me.
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
Woah, woah, woah. It's called a bunny hill.
brandonrojo 0
i got a concussion the day after christmas at snow valley haha
hateevryone 15
try something else
Akharr01 5
My cousin went snow boarding the other day. Haha.
Marom 3
Fail =D
marcranger 29
You clearly weren't stoned enough.
kristena103 14
If ur a hot girl be aware of quagmire! Or if ur a hot boy stewie Gonna get cha!