A Bugs Bunny Baptism

By Anonymous - 05/08/2017 05:00 - Netherlands

Today, my new bunny was uncharacteristically sitting happily on my lap when I began to feel a spreading, warm sensation. At the same time, my boyfriend picked up the bunny and in the process sprayed me from head to toe with urine as well as our couch and floor. FML
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DataWog 30

Yeah, you really gotta be careful with pets being uncharacteristically still... my mouse did that once, and when I stopped reading to see what she was doing, I found 4 babies on my belly. Which she ended up eating.

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sweetbliss3 37

which part is your brain incapable of understanding? pretty self explanatory. bunny peed, bf picked up peeing bunny, gf got peed on more than original place. whew! that was hard.

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sunshine1421 14

you normally have to pay extra for those services lol

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charliewhippet 9

I know this isn't the point of the FML but it;s weird that your boyfriend went to take the bunny away when it was just feeling comfortable enough with you to settle happily on your lap. He should have let the two of you bond!

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peanut1992 9

This happened to me too. Such a horrible feeling!! Took ages to feel clean again.

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CaptainMorgan7243 6

I used to have a rabbit and that was one of my biggest fears. luckily however, the warm sensation was only her actually getting warm

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