Animals: Today, I was driving away from my in-laws when I felt a crunch.... - FML

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By rararachie - 23/04/2016 16:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was driving away from my in-laws when I felt a crunch. Worried I had hit something, I stopped. My in-laws heard the noise too and came to look, all was fine until I shouted "Thank God I didn't hit a dog!". As I drove away I remembered their dog had been run over there just weeks before. FML

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