Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
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Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML
Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway between our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking, eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
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billiejoeinabox 7
I don't see a downside to this.
glabberfasted 16
You got out of work early AND you get to play with a bunny? Sounds like a good day to me
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Comments (90)
billiejoeinabox 7
I don't see a downside to this.
DrownedMyFish 18
It depends. If OP is getting paid by the hour, this comes out of his pay.
glabberfasted 16
17 - But he was all set to lose some pay for (what I assume he expected) some sex. I don't know how Belgium is, but most places I have worked in the US have PTO for times like this.
Liasse 7
The downside is that bunnies are not meant to be kept alone ;P, OP should buy his girlfriend another bunny(From the same gender ofc.) so the first bunny won't be lonely!
glabberfasted 16
You got out of work early AND you get to play with a bunny? Sounds like a good day to me
Calaraphea 16
You expected sex, didn't you?
PhilSnake22 13
You're saying that as though any other straight man in the world, ever, would have expected something different...
barakados 11
I would have expected a pet bunny...
nchic01 17
very urgent
Adm_Twigs 19
why yes it was, who wouldn't want to rush home to pet a bunny? although I'd rather pet a kitty
powerkicker 13
Kitties are pure evil my friend! Pure evil...
Godsofdracos 15
So are bunnies.... Or have we forgotten what that cute little bunny that could only be killed with a holy hand grenade did...
cyanidesandwich 21
Well, you got out of work, and you have a fun, loving creature in your house. The only thing better than this could be that she left a surprise for you in the bedroom.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
ew
iAlissa 34
Something tells me that the bunny will leave more "surprises" in the bedroom than his girlfriend will. I have two bunnies, and they are ******** machines.
dachayke 16
29, have you never been on this site?
Moochi456 20
You know it's possible to litter box train bunnies? I don't know how because the two I kept lived outside in their cages, but you can google it. Better than getting a bunch of surprises from your ******** machines, right?
TunaFireStarter 16
There will always be accidents and some bunnies just down right won't do it.
iAlissa 34
73, mine is litter trained actually! However, my sister's is blind, so the world is her toilet. Regardless of our efforts in training, she can't seem to figure it out haha
BrotherPhil 35
Apparently they can be house trained.
Luigi2012SM64DS 6
Happy Easter!
pwnman 33
You're so weird, and I'm happy I banned you off of GBAtemp! XD!
pwnman 33
Glad that you're banned from GBAtemp, LuigiLotsOfNumbers.
dachayke 16
I don't see any giant rabbits ******** plastic eggs on my front lawn. Nope. Not Easter yet.
telli164 30
#46. I'd be pissed if I got plastic eggs for Easter. Where da chocolate at!!!
JMichael 25
As long as it doesn't squeak all damn night and keep you awake what's the problem?
MidnaLink 33
Bunnies don't squeak, at least not the ones I've encountered on my front lawn.
iAlissa 34
No squeaking. They grunt, stomp, snort, squeal, honk, and even purr. Everything but squeaking. They're real vocal.
jmcr 27
And scream
dachayke 16
41, in agony while gollum breaks their necks and flips his shit while Sam tries to cook them.
ThomasBombadil 31
Bunny love.
mzgabbster 28
Please make sure that you and your GF do the proper research on rabbit care. There are so many harmful myths about rabbits that float around and if you were to follow them, as many do, then that poor bun will end up dead within a year or two.
Welshite 39
I'm starting to think people mistake this humor site for a depressing advice or sympathy column. We should start every comment with "Dear OP" just to make it official.
Nyx_fml 23
You would be the first one to post on that advice column; don't think people here haven't noticed your "Dear OP" comments.
dachayke 16
The point is, that's not the point.
1uw 9
What's the problem?