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Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24202) - you deserved it (1820)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Where the heck do you work?

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:00am by WCARlover

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*opens freezer*
"well, I guess I found Fido."
*sees striped shirt peeking underneath*
"yeah!!...I also found Waldo!"

#5 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:06am by br0ccoli

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