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Scarred This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Marquette, United States

Mystery pooch

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Where the heck do you work?

*opens freezer* "well, I guess I found Fido." *sees striped shirt peeking underneath* "yeah!!...I also found Waldo!"

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That's why you never ever open the community office fridge. I have my own fridge in my cube of solitude.

There the **** you are rover u dumb bitch

Yes, Health Inspector's Office? The address is...

Mom! Where's the Ben and Jerry's? Its behind the dog dear...right next to your father.

Lol thats funny

MerrikBarbarian 9

You joke but I know people that is true of. Personally I keep any dead animals I'm planning to mount (or taxidermize if you want to get all Chuck Testa) in a separate freezer from my icecream, but I know other taxidermists who have dead animals bagged up between the icecream and bagel bites. :p

lol creepy

Where do you work? The bitchin' dog food factory?

texas_redneck88 10

Do you work at a Chinese restaurant?

sandra85_fml 0

That's crazy!

Wood2007 0

Attention to detail.

My dad works in a diagnostic lab and in fifth grade I got to dissect a brain in the lab. In the lab, there is a freezer. He showed me what was inside the freezer. There was a dead dog and horse legs upside down in a barrel. Apparently, glue is made out of horse legs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I was told.

RedPillSucks 33

So is the ingredients of jello and fruit loops.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Actually it's the hooves and tendons, but close enough. They are boiled down to make both glue and gelatin. I figure you are right that op works in some kind of lab though.

rcgirl2 11

If there's a dead dog in the freezer, who knows what else is at that job waiting to be discovered.