Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 00:06 - United States - Wamego

Today, I remembered that this app existed and decided to download it again. Then I realized I'm already archaic and I'm only 22. I thought this was my prime, how are 19 year-olds calling me "Unc" already? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 10:59 - Bangladesh - Dhaka

Today, I don't know what to do with my life. It's so fucking boring! What can I do? If you guys have any suggestions… FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2024 21:51 - United States

Today, my roommate bitched me out for not doing my dishes and how he always has to clean them. I told him to chill out. He went out, bought a pair of fairy wings from a party store, put them on, and started cleaning the dishes. He sarcastically called himself the "magic dish fairy." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2024 23:46 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend has a porn addiction or a masturbation addiction. He does it frequently and he says it's a better orgasm than having sex. Is that true? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 09:35 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I showed a picture of an actress to my girlfriend and said I found her pretty. I didn't expect my girlfriend to be angry about it. I mean, it's okay to have celebrity crushes to me, but I guess she didn't like it and now I don't know what to do. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 09/05/2024 23:41 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'm still in shock after the woman I've been dating for two weeks told me I gave her her first orgasm ever. We're both in our 50s and are each grandparents. I feel like I have set the bar incredibly high for myself, but mostly F*Her*L, that is incredibly sad. FML

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By giving up - 14/04/2024 21:22 - United States

Today, we live in an era where women look down on short men, but look up to OnlyFans models. FML

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By B.mont1123 - 31/03/2024 23:57 - United States

Today, I waited for two hours to get my wife to come to bed. She always does this, and gets mad when I try to wake her. I know I'm going to be the "bad guy" for going to bed without her. I'm so tired of this BS. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 13:54 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I'm still dreaming about my ex dearly, even though I already have a new girlfriend. I couldn't find in my heart to completely move on from her, because I told her that she would always have a special place in my heart. I feel bad about it, but I still can't change it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 01:13 - United States - Attleboro

Today, I found out that the “nice guy” I had a fling with a few months back, who broke up with me for medical reasons, actually had a side boo he was continuously seeing/talking to, while trying to pursue me. He hasn’t come clean either; he just acted like his sickness was ruining his life. FML

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By My generation is fucked! - 19/03/2024 00:12 - United States

Today, as a Gen Zer, I can confirm that yes, we are in fact very screwed. The jokes about teens and young adults not being able to read for shit are 100% true, as are the jokes about them being rude, misogynistic, entitled, etc. Every day I wonder how in the hell I'm in the same age group as these people. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 06:47 - Netherlands - Delfzijl

Today, I found out that my bone marrow disease (Polycythemia vera) has turned pretty serious. It gives me a life expectancy of 3 to 7 years, if I'm lucky. I still tell people I am OK. FML

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By Hint hint - 17/03/2024 00:32 - United States

Today, it seems that I can't enjoy anything without people making it political. For example, this website. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 15/03/2024 01:14 - United States - Stephens

Today, my father has been dead for a year, my step-family is still fighting over his money, my wife wants a divorce, I'm stuck in a job I hate, I don't make enough money to stay in my home of 22 years, and I'm too old, sick, and injured to start a new life. FML

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By Bob - 11/03/2024 22:54 - United States - Tucson

Today, and like the last three years, my soulmate told me how much she loves me and wants to me with me. The problem is we’re both already married. FML

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By OnTheReceivingEnd - 09/03/2024 23:13 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I realized that every single story I've submitted to the FML site has been posted, without exception. I don't know whether to be pleased at the results, or depressed that my experiences have been so fully qualified to be on the site. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 23:40 - United States

Today, I was at a casual Magic the Gathering game at my local gaming store. The owner had a deck that generates a bunch of tokens every level. He didn't like that I endgamed a player on his team, so he sent all of his tokens after me. I played a card that cancels all damage and gives +1 life for each attacker. I'm banned for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 23:36 - United States - Waukesha

Today, I spent my birthday alone. I had only one person come, and I had three mental breakdowns. It makes me sad how I have zero to none friends, despite having tried over and over, and I can't. I hate my life, I hate myself for being born abnormal, it kills my self-esteem. I hate relying on people. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 14:19 - Philippines

Today, I like you. I want to confess to you personally, but I know you still haven't moved on. Every night in bed I would always wonder if I could be him. Someday I hope I can tell you about my feelings for you, but for now this will be enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 00:24 - United States

Today, I'm in a committed relationship, but I also have strong feelings for a girl I work with and she's also in a committed relationship. FML

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By FML - 23/02/2024 23:23 - United States - Steele

Today, if I had an FML account, I would probably be extremely close to or even have the badge for voting on every single FML on the website. I may need a hobby. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 00:14 - United States - Stone Mountain

Today, whether my life improves or worsens, my mind and soul are dying. I don't know the last time I cried for any reason. I'm a black man in America. Guess I'll keep my head down, work hard, and love my family while patiently waiting for the lord to show me a better life. Tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 01:24 - Canada

Today, I fucked up by telling my friends with benefits that I loved him, and that I would love to have his babies. FML

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By Jessica - 01/02/2024 23:01 - United States

Today, everyone in the whole school won’t stop calling me an idiot for being in a remedial math class. I’m in AP English. FML

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By MaknaeMelanie - 26/01/2024 14:36 - Japan - Kyoto

Today, I had enough of the glitches in this app, so I was gonna try to reinstall it, only to find out that I've been using an outdated app no longer in the App Store, which keeps crashing by even just trying to open comments… ever since there apparently was a new FML app. FML

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By FML - 18/01/2024 23:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that a sexist, fascist, white supremacist, wannabe dictator criminal won a historic victory in the first part of my country's election. Here we go again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 23:35 - United States

Today, my wife threw a massive tantrum, saying she’d been home with the baby all day and that I’m ungrateful. What did I do to deserve this? Asked why she didn’t cut the crust off the sandwich she made me after I got home from work. FML

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By huge red flag right there - 14/01/2024 22:53 - United States

Today, I went to an Italian restaurant with a woman. Everything was going fine, until she said she didn’t want any grated parmesan on her pasta. I just got up and left. FML

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By IDPLife - 10/01/2024 09:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after 9 months of war in my country and losing everything to it, I finally made it into a neighbouring country. On the road, the bus stopped at a checkpoint. I got off to buy water. On my way back, I found out someone pickpocketed my phone. I've had it for almost 5 years and it was the only pre-war item I still own. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 01:03 - United States - Warren

Today, my dad got laid off because there wasn't any work at the job on his shift. He's an old-fashioned person who's the only one in the house who has a job. Not sure what we're gonna do. FML

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Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

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Today, my generosity towards friends, family, artists, Patreon, and Twitch streamers has left me on the brink of financial instability. I was counting on ROI to keep helping others, but now I need to set firm boundaries. FML

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Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year-old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

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Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML

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Today, I've been getting terrible backlash from the neighbors after I forbade my kids from hanging out with one of the neighborhood kids. They think I dislike her because she’s trans. The truth is she’s rude, disrespectful, has been in several fights and had run ins with the police. FML

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