Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 11:08 - United States - Arlington

Today, Greg Abbott was re-elected as Texas Governor. Fuck our rights as women, people’s rights and gun safety huh? Every single person who voted for him is an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 06:47

Today, my racist father refused to invite me and my (black) husband for Thanksgiving dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:20 - United States - El Paso

Today, I’m close to my 44th birthday. I married the girl of my dreams who loves clutter. Our son makes straight As but can’t listen to any instructions. Our two new dogs chew anything they can find, and no one puts anything away. Why was I born? FML

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By A Very Cynical Person - 02/11/2022 01:50 - United States

Today, if I had a dollar for every FML where the OP literally admits to committing a crime, I would have at least five dollars. Which isn't much, but it's definitely enough to make me ashamed of being a human. FML

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By Tannerrm - 29/10/2022 07:01

Today, I can't think of a reason to live. Well, except for my dog. I love him so much, but I still looked up his average life span. 5-8 more years. FML

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By LaLaG2003 - 27/10/2022 07:27

Today, it's one of them days. I was looking for another job that actually pays their employees for their hard-work, and got mad real fast. I normally keep it bottled in but y'all done messed up and let me find this website. I literally googled "a website that you can complain and whine on". So here I am! Get ready. FML

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By Colin - 23/10/2022 01:34 - United States

Today, I realized I couldn't generate enough fake drama to get people to feel sorry for me. FML

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By lucille - 23/10/2022 07:20

Today, my daughter got so high she genuinely thought she was a Nintendo Switch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 10:37

Today, my mother told me that I'm descended from limbless space slugs. What? FML

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By Sitting at home - 14/10/2022 22:44 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my mother is yelling at my younger sister for masturbating and my sister's defense was that I do it as well. So now we are both grounded. FML

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By stupid - 11/10/2022 23:44 - United States - Denver

Today, I was called stupid by a stranger on the internet and I cried for 8 hours straight. Clearly, the therapy and meds are not helping. FML

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By Why yes, I do, but... - 12/10/2022 07:35

Today, Facebook recommended my high school principal as a "Person I may know." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 07:31

Today, I had another dream about my favorite grandpa. It was a pleasant dream, until I remembered he passed away a few years ago. That's when I woke up crying. I miss him so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 07:35 - Slovakia

Today, I saw video of someone whom I took for moral authority for many years justifying Putin's war with Ukraine.. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 07:17

Today, I feel terrible. I forgot to take my meds last night and feel like I'll barf if I get up. I have a huge test in 3 days, so I'm anxious and now also disoriented and nauseous. FML

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By J_Free_Woods - 19/09/2022 06:27

Today, I found out my niece has the same heart condition as my mom and sister. She’s four and there’s little they can do until she’s older. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2022 11:08 - India - Delhi

Today, I feel that I should have had more money support from my parents, which I don't get. Though my life is all good, but with more fucking money, life would be little bit easier. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 22:28 - United States - Quincy

Today, I shat myself at walmart, nothing too out of the ordinary for walmart to be honest, but, it was in front of my crush! Oh no, listen to my mixtape. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 07:42 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the Queen of England died. The world is definitely falling apart. FML

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By cerbgirl13 - 08/09/2022 01:39 - United States

Today, my life is so fucked up that I don't even know where to start, other than that my last three therapists didn't even want me. FML

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By EpicOracle - 08/09/2022 07:31

Today, I realized I broke up with the only woman who loved me enough to deal with my moodiness. It's been two months and I regret it deeply. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 02:00 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I reached the highest point of broke in my life, and nothing I try is working. I just keep losing and losing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 06:55 - Nigeria

Today, of all the football clubs I could have supported, I’m a Manchester United fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 07:20

Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML

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By R.I.P. - 28/07/2022 07:11

Today, at 10 days ahead of travelling nine hours to a small town to attend a cousin's wedding, that wedding was cancelled because there is an increase in Covid infections. My cousin's mother-in-law died of Covid this morning. FML

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By Stephen Tse - 26/07/2022 18:16

Today, I farted I was working out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 06:37 - Italy

Today, like any other day, I'm here on Fml to spend hours reading about everybody's shitty life, just to avoid thinking about mine and feel less lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 13:10 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had nothing to do, so I searched in Google what to do, which lead me into this website. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 02:08 - United States - Gladwyne

Today, and for years previous, my country is sliding headfirst towards becoming a Christian right-wing fascist dystopia, and I’m too poor to move away and powerless to do jack shit about it. FML

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Nearly

Today, I realized my addiction to this site is so bad that anytime anything shitty happens, I immediately start writing an FML post about it in my head. FML

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Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

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Spicy

Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML

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Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML

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