Your everyday life stories

Today, Pretty short and quick, tripped and went complete cannonball down the stairs crashing down on my knees breaking whats called the "ligament". So yeah, I'll be stuck in a disease filled hospital for the next 4 weeks with shitty WiFi and food. And I still have to attend my regular online college classes. FML...

By M1ndFudge - 25/5/2020 03:36

Today, After years and years of fighting how I truly feel, I finally came to terms with my sexuality. But I can never come out to my family because they are homophobic. FML.

By Anonymous - 19/5/2020 02:39

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Today I realized I have feelings for my friend's ex. If that wasn't bad enough, the ex is the first person I've ever truly felt romantic attraction towards after years of thinking there was something wrong with me... FML

By Anonymous - 7/5/2020 04:00

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Today, after meeting my boyfriend after 9 months of long distance relationship I gave him a kiss on the lips. A group of homophobes beat the shit out of us. FML.

By Ekioo - 5/5/2020 14:57

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Today I secretly met up with my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month because of COVID-19. I'm on my period, 2 weeks early. He thinks its Gods way of telling us we shouldn't be having sex. FML

By "Laureen Takeshita_1375230115" - 27/4/2020 18:48

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Today, Recently I realized I’m in love with the wonderful person I’ve been fooling around with. Recently I also realized she has had a boyfriend the entire time and has been using me for “fun”. I don’t know how to get over her. FML

By Anonymous - 23/4/2020 17:18

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Today, my mother called me and told me I had to make privacy changes to my Facebook. She said she viewed it and it had all these pictures she said strangers could comment on. I had to remind her that I friended her a few weeks ago and she was not viewing my page as a stranger. FML

By Bekll - 19/4/2020 15:32

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Today, I smelled what I thought was dinner cooking when my husband walked by. He farted. FML.

By "spinspinsugar" - 14/4/2020 01:08

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Today, I farted hard while sitting down. I went to pee and saw poop on my underwear. I sharted. FML

By meme - 13/4/2020 17:39

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Today it is hot enough that I have to open the windows to my apartment. Meanwhile, my landlord's family of 8 have decided to spend the ENTIRE Easter Sunday right underneath said windows. With 3 screaming kids, 2 barking dogs, an ever grumpy mom, a grandpa who smokes and a dad whose voice sounds like a siren. FML

By Anonymous - 12/4/2020 16:39

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Today my mom somehow found the cut up pieces of the box my sex toy came in. I cut up and ripped up all the pieces and threw it in the garbage and buried it. She somehow still found it and from the bathroom she yelled out my name. ~I’m 18~ FML

By Anonymous - 12/4/2020 16:17

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Today I had my screen doors open and my ex who I have not seen over a year stopped by walked inside without knocking then saw me naked After I asked him to leave I called my mom and she proceeded to tell me that he has the right to walk in since he lived there once before so I was in the wrong. FML

By - 11/4/2020 22:16

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Today I realized she moved on while we were still together. Its been 2 years and I still think about her every day. FML

By "el_spider" - 10/4/2020 17:55

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Today, it's been going on for weeks already and been all over the news. How is it that so many people still don't know how to spell it? QUA-RAN-TINE! FML

By Anonymous - 10/4/2020 17:00

Today, I finally started packing to get away from my nasty landlords. Then I got the flu, which is still here 4 weeks later. Also, because of Coronavirus, there is no moving truck to be rented anywhere. Not that I'd be strong enough to carry any furniture after being in bed for weeks anyway... FML

By Anonymous - 10/4/2020 16:21

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'Today i decided to quietly masturbate in my room, then 5 minutes later when i'm nearly done i hear laughter at my door and it's my mother and two brothers standing at the door. FML

By Anonymous - 8/4/2020 22:34

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Today I was laying in bed during a depressive episode. My fiancé decides to run and jump on top of me then fall off the bed, punching me in the eye trying to catch himself. He grabbed onto my boob as he fell nearly ripping my nipple off. It bled, FML

By awesomeamandas - 3/4/2020 03:15

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a huge fight and broke up. We live in a house together and we are on quarantine. We both can’t leave the house and it is becoming really awkward trying to avoid each other.

By help - 3/4/2020 02:41

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Today my boyfriend who I live with told me that I needed to find another place to stay the worst part I gave up my apartment and quit my job a week ago and don’t have any friends in this town since I moved here for him FML.

By heartbroken - 2/4/2020 22:04

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Today I broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months to try and work things out with my ex husband. Just for it to take 2 hours of me to realize I don’t want to be with him, and missing my boyfriend. FML

By dumbledawrd88 - 1/4/2020 01:35

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Today, I found out people are so low, they're trying to capitalize on the pandemic by copyrighting "social distancing" for merch and entertainment purposes. FML

By Anonymous - 31/3/2020 23:42

Today I woke up to the sound of my mom screaming and banging on my door, claiming she couldn't find her vodka and I had stolen it. It was in her left hand. I took the car to get the fuck away and make sure she didn't get another DWI. I've been parked in an empty Macy's parking lot for 5 hours now. fML

By Anonymous - 30/3/2020 08:09

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Today I was using the bathroom and I needed some extra tp and I was handed a handful of tissues. Didn’t know they were the Vick’s infusion ones until it was to late.

By Justin Pugh - 30/3/2020 05:48

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Today, I’ve been struggling with depression. My husband, who I thought loved me and had my back through both depression and COVID-19, told me he wants to separate and hasn’t loved me for months, possibly years. We’re just getting into the real ramp-up of the virus. FML

By Anonymous - 30/3/2020 04:12

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Today, after telling my sister many times she needed to cut the kittens' claws as they were too sharp, I woke up to a deep scratch right under my eye that now makes me look like an Action Man. FML.

By - 29/3/2020 12:33

Today, my sister wanted to play football in the garden with me. Thinking she hated football, we kicked the ball around to each other. Next thing I know, she nutmegs me, pulls my shorts down in the process, causing me to fall over, and then to make matters worse, her knee caught me in the nuts. FML.

By Anonymous - 26/3/2020 19:04

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Today we learned that our first patient at the psychiatric hospital I work at has tested positive for COVID-19. We're all screwed. FML

By Anonymous - 26/3/2020 17:33

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Today, because of COVID-19, I’m working from home. I thought it would be nice to get to see more of my husband, but instead he is sleeping most of the hours I’m awake because he “doesn’t feel good” and staying up to play video games and talk with friends all night. FML

By cacheson - 25/3/2020 04:36

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