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It’s right there in the name: “Nearly FMLs”. These are FMLs, but not quite. They’re nearly FMLs. Here you’ll find the FMLs that were voted for positively by our users and that are waiting to be validated (or not) by the FML team, along with those that we rejected for being too similar to previous FMLs or not funny enough to our discerning tastebuds.
By Anonymous - 23/11/2019 02:49
I started a new job three weeks ago. It was about a 25% pay increase from my last job but no health insurance. The pay increase was enough that with even paying a rediculous amount per week to add me to my husband's Insurance I still came out with a good raise. Today my boss tells me that he made an error and that they made a mistake and my salary was too high and they have to cut it 25%. So now it's like I took a huge pay cut. FML
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 02:09
Today I went on a date with my ex for the first time, got all dolled up put on heels did my hair and he showed up 30 minutes late wearing the clothes he’s been wearing for a straight week and a half, used his moms money to pay for the date expected a blowy and thought that the time he almost did acid was a great story to tell on our date and showed me nudes of the girls on his phone.. FML
I agree, your life sucks
54
You deserved it
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By walterwhite16d - 13/11/2019 15:57
Today I woke up at the same time I always do to go to school. It had been snowing all night and around 23 degrees, I didn't realize school had been cancelled. My parents who knew school was cancelled drive me all the way to school and let me find out the hard way. I sat there and tried opening the doors for 30 minutes until a teacher came out from her teacher meeting and told me school was cancelled. FML
I agree, your life sucks
59
You deserved it
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