Nearly FMLs

By Samar - 28/10/2021 07:27

Today, I realized that I wore ripped jeand AND ripped boxers to work. Both ripped at the same place, in between the legs. The result was my looking down and seeing my dick halfway out of my trousers. I can't get up from my seat the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2021 00:09

Today, my maid sat me down to tell me that she doesn’t like it when me and my partner fight. We don’t like each other anymore and I keep trying to break up with him, but he won’t let me. FML

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By Lana - 07/10/2021 13:20 - Mexico - Chalco

Today, I was diagnosed with anorexia. My mother still keeps on calling me a fat fuck. FML

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By jj - 07/10/2021 10:41

Today, I found out my mother listens to my therapy sessions. She’s the reason I need therapy. FML

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By idkanymorelmao - 06/10/2021 23:14

Today, I have to do a science presentation in approximately 10 minutes. I didn’t do the assignment or make a PowerPoint cause I stayed up all night trying to do my French homework. FML

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By Maicol - 01/10/2021 22:55

Today, I just had the best sex in all my life. After that, my ex-girlfriend dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 01:05 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 06:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 19:43 - United States - Folsom

Today, I found out that not only do all my friends know about my crush, he might know too. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 23:05

Today, my puppy died. She was barely 2 months-old. I can't help but feel guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 15:17 - United States - Steele

Today, I've been having the worst depressive episode in my entire life. Since the past few months, I've had a very strong hunch that my parents genuinely don't love me, because they seem to always ignore me when I try to tell them how I'm feeling, and they're totally ignorant to my mental and social disorders. FML

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By Aiden89 - 25/09/2021 01:32

Today, I was bitten by a possum at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 15:51

Today, I had another fight with my partner. He gets so angry when he has to do any cleaning, even if it's cleaning up after himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 02:19 - New Zealand

Today, I still have the same feelings towards my ex as I did the day we split. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2021 05:17

Today, I got told my libido is considered exhausting by my wife, the woman I lost my v-card to. I can understand where she's coming from and this wouldnt be a problem but the woman can literally inflare my sexually desires with a smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 03:41

Today, I thought I found my soulmate. But now realized she has mental problems and refuses to get help. The wedding is tomorrow. FML.

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By bad taste - 17/09/2021 20:48 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be nice bring home take out. It was from my favorite restaurant that I've been craving for months but was too far away for me to pick up. However, in the past few hours, i've contracted COVID, and I am now unable to smell or taste anything. So I got to watch him eat it. FML

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By jessie - 16/09/2021 06:08

Today, I got fired from my job, had my tires slashed, got stung by wasps, lost all my save progress on three video games, and suffered not one but two concussions in a row. This is about how my luck is everyday. FML

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By Old Fart - 14/09/2021 04:50

Today, I was wiggling my butt at my husband and my hip cracked. LOUDLY. No action tonight, we're too busy laughing at it. FML

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By TiredAf - 13/09/2021 03:30

Today, I ran the treadmill for nearly 3 hours. I’m supposed to do this everyday because according to my boyfriend, I’ve “put on weight”. He says if I don’t lose the weight he’ll cheat with the hot girl from work. I have to oblige because I can’t afford to move out nor I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 06:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was told to make a video for class, and being the person I am, I didn't listen and make a video for the wrong chapter. My teacher played it in front of the entire class and told me off. FML

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By 21 years old btw - 09/09/2021 01:55

Today, I was screamed at for bleeding onto my sheets. Not only am I always irregular by several weeks, but I have also never had a PMS symptom in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 10:44 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I keep a sort of journal, containing both a diary of important events and my correspondence with friends and family. Or, that’s what it used to be. This year it’s made up almost exclusively of COVID news and FMLs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 14:36 - United States - Davis

Today, I read about the Texas heartbeat act. Fuck the Texan government. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 14:29 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I recently got layed off of work and have been watching our two children. He woke me up and started saying that I’m lazy and I’m probably going to sleep all day. Still haven’t received a text from him on when he’s coming home. Never get a break! FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 22:18 - Australia - Jerrabomberra

Today, I have to put down my guinea pig because of a jaw problem that's made it impossible for him to eat, after exhausting all possible treatments. Four months ago, I lost his companion and my other guinea pig to a misdiagnosed UTI. FML

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By great_nate - 30/08/2021 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my wife tested positive. Even though we are both vaccinated. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 20:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, my dad told me that I was only allowed to have a crush on an Indian guy, as I'm Indian. I spent two years in denial about the fact that I had a crush before accepting that I did. He's not Indian. FML

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By Emma1562 - 28/08/2021 19:22 - United States - Mesa

Today, on my 21st birthday, I had six seizures back to back. Four focal seizures and two grand mal seizures. This is after getting diagnosed with epilepsy and getting covid. And months ago having a seizure resulting in wrecking my car. FML

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By Jenafur - 23/08/2021 02:21

Today, I accidentally left a period stain on my boyfriend’s couch. Furious, he kicked me out of his apartment. He called me disgusting and that we’re done because “Natalie doesn’t leave those nasty ass stains on the couch when she’s on her period.” Natalie is my best friend. How does he know? FML

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Nearly

Today, I found out that just because you turn off the iPhone you stole doesn’t mean the owner won’t track it down. Apparently with the new iOS feature Find My iPhone is enabled even with the phone switched off. FML

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Today, I'm in love with a girl I can't get, I have social anxiety, and I only have a month until I never see her again. FML

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Spicy

Today, my girlfriend made the case that sexting a guy she hasn’t seen in person doesn’t count as cheating, because her “hobby” predates our 3-year relationship. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and the only male attention I've had in months is when the dog greeted me with his red rocket out and his tail wagging. FML

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