Your everyday life stories

Today, everytime something good happens or something that makes me happy happens, something really bad follows in a week or two. FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 09:37 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I am so lonely and I don’t have friends. I ask people to do stuff all the time and they never want to go. I just needed to tell someone.. FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 01:34

Today, A technician came over to see my electric box in my room. As I turned on my room light, I forgot I changed the color to red the night before for, you know what. To make matters worse I had to move my tissue box and lotion from my night stand to get to the electric box FML.

By Anonymous - 9/11/2020 13:28 - United States

Today marks the anniversary of my ex wife. She married me in the states and we were college buddies (2 universities together) and then abandoned me in Siberia for 6 months after we relocated for work. It’s been 5 years and I caught my self still in love with her.. FML

By Anonymous - 9/11/2020 03:17

Today I don't know my math homework, and when I search up the website that says it explains it, it only explains half of it FML

By Anonymous - 8/11/2020 17:49 - United States - New York

Today, my 5-year-old is having another hysteric fit out of nowhere. She was perfectly well-behaved until a few weeks ago. I'm all out of nerves. FML

By Anonymous - 7/11/2020 20:42

Today, I had an Endometrial Ablation and Fallopian Tube removal the Surgery caused me to go into Diabetic Ketoacidosis and I had to be Hospitalized for 2 days. FML

By Anonymous - 6/11/2020 18:32 - United States - Portland

Today my wife told me that she got her IUD out when she had previously told me she was keeping it, I’ve been cumming inside her for days. FML

By Anonymous - 6/11/2020 05:32

Today, I met a girl I like at my school. Found out she's moving to a different state in a week. FML

By Anonymous - 5/11/2020 12:04 - United States - Livermore

Today, Before school I had lied to my mother and she rang me up during class screaming and swearing so I got overwhelmed and started crying just to become a snotty nosed looking freak infront of my crush as he whispered to his friend "This is why I like Jessica" FML

By Anonymous - 5/11/2020 11:12

Today, I realized that a good portion of the country is racist and wants to destroy our democracy by voting for an sexist, racist, xenophobic, ignorant, orange communist dictator a-hole. FML

By Christina P (Cheesecake27) - 4/11/2020 14:20 - United States - Jamestown

Today I am entering my third day of not being given work despite being scheduled, my cat just started a three day hospital stay, my car has died and my bank account is now sitting at $5.00. FML

By Anonymous - 4/11/2020 17:24

Today, I'm a male, raised in a pretty anti-LGBT family. My dad found my "toy" box. Toys being dildos. FML.

By Anonymous - 4/11/2020 14:01 - Greece - Athens

Today, As far as I knew, I was in a good place with my girlfriend... but I just got a fb message from one of my gf's friends saying "Sorry to hear about you and [gf]" so I guess not?? FML

By Anonymous - 4/11/2020 03:28

today and like the past 5 years I can not get my spouse to show he loves me. no matter how much I beg, invlove other people, etc. he will not. I so depressed from lack of affection even talking to other people is depressing. anything I try to talk to him about it. its "here we go again"

By "fallen2014" - 4/11/2020 02:01

Today I decided to leave the LDS church after being brainwashed for 20+ years. I am a gay man in a mixed orientation marriage and although I love my wife. It's not working. I need a way out, but don't know what to do. FML.

By Anonymous - 3/11/2020 02:30

Today and every other time my uncle comes over to work on my gran's house, this is what he does: 1. Open all the doors, including attic and garage. 2. Switch on all the lights. 3. Disappear into the basement workshop for the next 3-5 hours. FML

By Anonymous - 2/11/2020 19:07 - Germany - Aachen

Today, It's my 29th birthday and I can't forget the girl who got away. She changed my life and made it better and she left me cause my car broke down while she was in Tennessee and married some other guy in-between my time imprisoned for no reason. FML

By Anonymous - 1/11/2020 23:36

Today, I finally realized that I'm the one that works, goes to college, cook and clean the house, and does the kids homework when I get home from work feeling like a single mom. The sad thing is I'm married and if I say anything to my spouse I am degrading him. I don’t even know what to do anymore.

By "wysegirl" - 1/11/2020 00:18

Today I discovered this website. All the negativity and bitching has ruined my faith in humanity. Now I'm the one making bitchy, negative posts. FML

By Why so serious? - 31/10/2020 00:56 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today I went to get my usual once a week $5 coffee. I got mixed up in one of those pay it forward trains, where the car infront pays for the car in back. So since the car infront bought my coffee, I paid for the car behind me. I got home only to realize the order was over $30. FML

By - 30/10/2020 20:11

Today, I work full time, make over 110K/y, pay over 2k/m to my wife just to do shopping, never cheated. and she's constantly nagging on how she's miserable and she's alone in the world. Once I loved her so much. Not sure any more. What else could I've done to have a happy life with her? FML

By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 19:43

Today, Met someone online and talked to him for four years before we finally met. We spent a very amazing long weekend together and even had sex. When I took him back to the airport he was surprisingly ok with leaving me. He never spoke to me again after that.. FML

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 10:41

Today I found out my dad changed plans and I now have to go to my moms for thanksgiving instead of Christmas but my bestfriend whom I haven’t seen in a couple months is coming down for Thanksgiving so now I won’t be able to see them FML

By nate - 28/10/2020 00:55 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today I was in school, i felt a bit hungry so i decided to go to the store and buy a bag of chips. I placed my bag of chips on a nearby bench and turned my back to save my wallet. When i turned to grab my bag of chips, they were not on the bench, my chips just vanished while a mysterious wind blew in my face... FML

By Chris P. Bacon - 26/10/2020 00:51 - Portugal - Braga

Today I logged onto a Minecraft server I had a few dozen hours in and had fully enchanted netherite armor, gear, and an elytra, plus shulker boxes with all the stuff from my last mining trip. Because of some stupid server bs, I spawned inside a wall that I couldn't get out of, suffocated, and lost all my items. FML.

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 16:37 - United States - West Branch

Today, in France, any man can assume paternity of any fatherless child with no more than a signature. A homosexual though, who is an acting parent to the child in daily life and also in a committed relationship with the child's biological parent, cannot. FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 11:48 - Germany - Aachen

Today I realized I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of another person. I feel and am so throughly, unbearably alone. FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 08:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had the coil (a form of contraceptive) fitted so me and my boyfriend of two years can continue to have safe sex. He forgot the time of my appointment and proceed to argue with me about our communication. I am in so much pain and he wants me to explain what he did wrong. FML

By topper - 15/10/2020 11:43 - United Kingdom - Liverpool