Today, my dad got laid off because there wasn't any work at the...

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 01:03 - United States - Warren

Today, my dad got laid off because there wasn't any work at the job on his shift. He's an old-fashioned person who's the only one in the house who has a job. Not sure what we're gonna do. FML

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Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 February 2024 11:00

Tell him it's time he gets with the 21st century.

Ubehage 32

Wednesday 10 January 2024 15:51

Time for you to take responsibility and get a job, I guess. FYL

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Ubehage 32

Wednesday 10 January 2024 15:51

Time for you to take responsibility and get a job, I guess. FYL

Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 February 2024 11:00

Tell him it's time he gets with the 21st century.

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