Kids, Grandparents and Cute: Come on

Come on

By Anonymous - 01/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my two year-old son consistently ignores my mom and will crawl towards my dad every time. My mom is now refusing to visit because a two year-old hurt her feelings. I get it, being ignored hurts, but come on, he’s two. FML

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Haldu 46

Friday 2 May 2025 12:17

Is your mum a cat?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 May 2025 2:06

Grandpa is clearly the nicer of the two.

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Haldu 46

Friday 2 May 2025 12:17

Is your mum a cat?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 May 2025 2:06

Grandpa is clearly the nicer of the two.

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