Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
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SiaJoy 19
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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nash1991 20
At least he WAS wearing pants...
ScratchCatPower 32
I'm not sure how to react to this...
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Comments (58)
ScratchCatPower 32
I'm not sure how to react to this...
DaRito 25
I reacted by clicking FYL
XxDevilxXGt 26
I would be pretty excited to meet a burned spy named Michael Weston.
vikky538 29
You dont have to .. That drunken guy already reacted well in front of OP
Afroninja4566 21
OP, if you're reading this please follow up. This sounds really interesting
MrSassypants 34
I bet it is strawberry yogurt with both artificial and natural strawberry flavor. Yummy.
ForComments 1
I'm glad it was handled that way. I know it sucks, but it just gets alil depressing seeing how insane people get about punishing each other. Especially in the comments. Jail would have been insanely harsh for what he did, which is being a drunk idiot. It happens, no need to possibly ruin someone's life over it.
nash1991 20
At least he WAS wearing pants...
venomousflower 24
I'm sorry you had to witness that
az1z_official 17
I swear it was his birthday
daddysgirl243 21
yogurt party
tylermt1999 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least he didn't throw up on yo plate! (Yoplait)
mds9986 24
It's pronounced "yo play"
Clapdaddy 16
That yogurt isn't going to help.
Musicforlife29 12
He can take his pants off to clean up his mess!
NoName011 12
Drunk people are always making the world a much more interesting place.
ItsDutch 16
I completely disagree
Catdragon 40
but they also kill people
MzZombicidal 36
Sober people kill people too... sooo?