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Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33565) - you deserved it (16633)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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If people knew how to language we wouldn't have this problem

#5 - On 05/17/2014 at 3:36pm by strokesie

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You could've helped it, but didn't. Now you know better than to correct the boss on non-essential matters. Use this knowledge at your next job.

#10 - On 05/17/2014 at 3:38pm by pjsr

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