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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I fell asleep during a job interview, while it was taking place over the phone. FML
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DocBastard 40
Interviewer: And what would you say are your best qualities? OP: Oh, I'm very attentive and enthusiastic! And I'm also very... Interviewer: Very what? OP: ...very... Interviewer: Hello? OP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz *click*
emeraldon 7
How does one do that. How do you fall asleep during an interview? Are you not interested at all?
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nhooks 2
First?
emeraldon 7
How does one do that. How do you fall asleep during an interview? Are you not interested at all?
LennyComa 39
Probably by being a combination of tired and bored, I used to work in a call centre and i fell asleep in the middle of a call...I decided to leave before they sacked me for that but i can understand how it happened to the OP.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Let me act it out for you: Interviewer: alright, everything checks out, we have deemed you worthy of this position. Anything you would like to say? Op: mmm snort muh...mom.. I'm up, I'm up..ffzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Interviewer: why, of all the... How dare you... You shall never show your face in this line of work ever again! Why, no words can express how I feel about you right now... You ... You.. You pig! *slams down phone* Op: what what???? Omg f£&(@:/?!%€# Edit: d'oh, did not see docbastard's comment... But, good to know great minds think alike lol
888pickles888 4
WTF
Ugi 27
Maybe it was an interview for narcoleptics anonymous.
Hidur 10
Well if it's a job interview for a sleep study OP is a shoe in!
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
It take great skill and years of training from the top universities to fail to that extend. Yes, you literally have to practice to be able to fail at such a professional level.
waratmars 10
Well, it sounds like something I would do
DocBastard 40
Interviewer: And what would you say are your best qualities? OP: Oh, I'm very attentive and enthusiastic! And I'm also very... Interviewer: Very what? OP: ...very... Interviewer: Hello? OP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz *click*
NoisyNykkii 10
Doc is doing Noor's job? Noor should do Doc's job!
RedPillSucks 33
This just in..... Doc beats Noor Read all about it!!!
Demonfish 14
19- damn... I never pegged the doc as the violently abusive type... :/
loserman67 36
Dang Doc, you beat me to it again!
LennyComa 39
He's breaking the first line of the Hypocratic Oath by being violently abusive.
DocBastard 40
Lenny15Prezident - You must be referring to "Primum non nocere" (aka "First do no harm"), which appears nowhere in the Hippocratic Oath. It's a common misconception.
LennyComa 39
Fair enough, I was referencing that, Ah well learn something new 'n all that
Eiregal2 10
Noor, why you scare with photo? Why noor, why?
icey0796 6
Me- What's up Doc? Doc- Noorthing.
pmadNess 16
I like Noor's scary picture! I love how she changes it often.
jjake20140 2
I think you may have already found this out, but that was a very bad idea.
Pentium_4 27
maybe she has narcolepsy :o
dav3800 7
YOU DON'T SAY?
akallaan 7
You aren't that interested in that job huh? All you need is to fall asleep and your boss to yell at you because you fell asleep at a job you find uninteresting and hellish.
perdix 31
You probably sounded smarter as the silent, thoughtful type when you were asleep than when you are awake prattling on with your inane jibber-jabber. Unless, of course, you snore like the Three Stooges.
The_Hitdude 12
If you could fall alseep during an interview, what would you do if you got the job?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Fall asleep and kill someone? Living zombie?
WaSiSimiLang 8
Omg noor your current picture, and the fact you keep editing your original picture freaks me out... More of the former though... Inspired by "the devil inside"?
Marcella1016 32
Lmfao wow Noor too bad you're already with Ezio sounds like you and OP may have a lot in common :P
CaramelMacchiato 13
Noor - judging by your profile picture, you'd know.
cheer21moose 13
Not a damn thing because she obviously didn't get the job
BriBeHyper 2
Cool story bro.
pexy_fml 16
Let us hope you still have enough savings
SkoomaKi 28
You would be shit on a sex line. For your interview, you couldn't stay on a little longer? Not enough effort.