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Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - work - by Poorman (man) - United Kingdom

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Fuck that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL

#2 - On 12/10/2011 at 8:52pm by desireev

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Just tell everyone in the office that "Hail to the King" actually means "Go fuck yourself, you pretentious twat". Then you can all say it as much as you want.

#11 - On 12/10/2011 at 8:59pm by DocBastard

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