Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I simply can’t understand my professor’s incredibly thick accent. When I asked if anyone else in class was having trouble, they accused me of being a racist ass. I genuinely have no idea what he’s saying, and no one will share notes with me. Lectures are mandatory. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.
illabye 0
It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao
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champjb 0
Are his teeth clean?
xosportsgirl14x 8
Thats the first thing that came to mind to comment? OP- that stinks. When you start doing poorly, tell the professor it's because he -sucks.- heh. Lamepuncoon.jpg
champjb 0
Problem?
xosportsgirl14x 8
No, not really, since I got at least 51 more thumbs up than you at the time of this comment :)
champjb 0
This is true
xosportsgirl14x 8
Haha I'm glad you can take it in stride rather than being offended!
LakersFanatiC 3
Way to go OP
xosportsgirl14x 8
No one said OP did develop a fetish...jeez, way to over interpret.
EvilPotato 15
These other two comments make me want to jump out a window.
False_Stupidity 42
^ but then all we would have, depending on window height, is potato mash or evil potato mash.
illabye 0
It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao
xiaoxaio 5
i bet you 75% of ppl that read this, sucked on their teeth hahah
wishfulmidget 0
more than that im sure
ashtonkay 7
Haha I did! I was like hmm that can be quite distracting.
ranamile 0
You little smart ass bahahaha
abbey321 8
My teacher chews his tinge never noticed till someone pointed it out. Now I can't stop thinking about it.
MrsDruidess 23
I had to drop a class I really wanted because I couldn't stand that the professor said UM so much. My first day of class I recorded 1 min and she said it 37 times!! I couldn't go all year like that. Sorry OP, that super sucks.
DarksideDoll 31
When I was in public school, we had a French teacher that used to itch/adjust his junk (hand IN his pants, not through them), then lick his fingers & turn the textbook page of whichever poor sop was closest to him. Cringe-worthy. This popped into my mind partially because of the FML, partially because of OP's name.
SinfulTragedy 19
Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Then whip out your dick and say "suck on this!".
graham11 14
I have a teacher whose bottom three buttons of his shirt always comes unbuttoned and his belly button is completely visible..
4everblackjack 10
FYL OP! I have the same problem too, someone pointed out that our vice principle has some nasty hairy mole under his lip (which I didn't notice) & now every time he says anything I notice it.. Gahh
TJD28 3
thats hot 41 your lucky
frecktured 14
Tell your prof to stop making that la!
Jimster1712 0
Are you singaporean or malaysian by any chance?
frecktured 14
I know the "la" right? Yes I'm singaporean...
rhysfucker 24
Make sure you thank your classmate (ssshhk). I'm sure he had no idea it would distract you (ssshhk). Focus (ssshhk). You can get past this (ssshhk).
HannahPaloozah 0
This is kinda random, but I looked at ur profile ( like a creeper) mainly cuz I wanted to see ur pic, but I saw where your 41 . Are those your shoes ? Cuz ive never seen anyone past their 20s with vans ?
saIty 17
If you listen very carefully you can hear, Mary had a little lamb.
godlike1 5
Wtf?
seanoc69 7
Could be worse it's only your college degree at stake
marinus_fml 20
Did your English teacher have this habit also?
graham11 14
What type of college do you go to??
I_lost_the_game 25
That sucks. I used to do that.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Good for you.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I-lost-the-game, your name is heinous and evil... I love it >:D Thumbs up for your name
Sassybq1 13
I LOVE YOU USERNAME! :D That 70's Show all the way man!
rayrayray23 1
Do you happen to be mentally challenged?
taternuts 0
She's not mentally challenged. My username is from That 70's Show, they call Kelso taternuts one episode after he spills mashed potatoes on his junk. Do you happen to be a dick?
taternuts 0
Edit: skimmed her comment and didn't notice the missing r. Question still stands though
himoonkey 8
Wow it's been a long time since I've seen an op comment