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Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

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On the bright side, you get to say, "No shit" all day.

#1 - On 07/24/2011 at 3:23am by Freeze

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stupid people with their stupid questions grind my gears.

#4 - On 07/24/2011 at 3:24am by BIEBERSLAYER

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