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Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (2343)

On 11/04/2010 at 2:41am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Fyl. I would feel so bad.

#10 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:23am by Clitorasaurus

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you'll never forget that

#2 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:16am by beatleschick1940

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