Celeden

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Celeden's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

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By ashamed - / Wednesday 25 November 2015 15:50 / United States - Buffalo

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 30 November 2015 16:34 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my brother was playing one of those old street fighter games. He suddenly asked me what "K.O." meant. I told him it meant "Knocked Out," but he started getting mad at me because "'knocked' isn't spelled with a 'k'". He's 17. FML

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By askprussia - / Friday 27 November 2015 02:32 / United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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By fabz - / Friday 27 November 2015 12:39 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By ohgodwhyfml - / Saturday 28 November 2015 14:32 / United States - Danbury

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The return of the thumb

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