Fidge86

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

4%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

551%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

172%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

83%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jennabee97 - / Saturday 8 November 2014 23:02 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ArmyIT - / Wednesday 5 November 2014 23:42 / Korea, Republic of

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jay-frey96 - / Sunday 2 November 2014 15:36 / United States - San Diego

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yus / Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:46 / United States - Orange

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thanks babe / Monday 6 October 2014 23:47 / United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

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Fidge86

Beginner

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

A new thumb

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

50 quality comments

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

One more and it's business time

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