By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock
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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 04:48 - United States - Rocky Mount
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
By centaursTesticle - 18/05/2016 12:34 - United States
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By nykkymcallister - 19/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Baltimore
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This is my FML!! I'm honestly surprised it got published. To add more to this, me and my husband both got smart watched (no not Apple watches) because I had gotten one and he wanted to steal it so I got him one too. I said that we should go around our yard and act like we're in a James Bond movie and he agreed. The neighbors didn't know it was us which is why the cops were called. No charges were pressed and my neighbors were fine with us being in their bushes after we told them what we were doing and they even wanted to join us lol. Thank you for all the nice comments!
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights
By N - 20/05/2016 20:22 - United States - Glenwood Springs
Little darling
By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton
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By Kaibel - 21/05/2016 21:39 - United States - Los Angeles
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Hey guys, OP here! Let me give you guys a little back story on the situation: I found out about this because I went on holiday with my best friend, which meant I would be leaving home for the first time WITHOUT my parents ever. On the sixth day, my face broke out horribly and I was feeling very nauseas. When my parents called to check up on me (since I was away in another state) I told them I had been feeling sick all day. One thing led to another, and they eventually confessed what they have been doing all these years (I'm 17 now). My reaction? Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. I hung up on my parents and literally threw my phone against the bed. The sad thing is, when I get really mad I cry, so there were a lot of tears involved as well. I've never had a real boyfriend or anything like that, so I have no idea why they did this. I'm going to see a doctor once I get back home, but until then, I'm going to ignore the calls and texts my parents send me. Thank you guys for all the support c':
By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport
Are you a wizard?
By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 10:30 - Ukraine
By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls
Help!
By jnp414 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Bristol
By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States
By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford
By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
By Joey - 04/06/2016 18:52 - United States - Apo
By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States
By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet
Hey everyone, this is my FML! #15 got it closest... I've been working on this project for about 3 weeks with my group members, and I have definitely done my fair share of the work in that time. All of us met up the night before it was due to type it all up, put it together and double check everything, but I had to leave that meeting much earlier than everyone else. Hence, they forgot to put my name on it :/ Thanks, guys.... I contacted my professor as soon as I saw the grade, and my group backed me up and admitted that they made a mistake. I was SUPER scared and pissed off but it got resolved! We got an A-! :D