Noise annoys
By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe
By SquishFish - 17/08/2012 04:08 - United States - Westport
By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville
By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States
By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal
By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville
By hooligyn123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By strawberrywine22 - 28/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Torrance
OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)
By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma
By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon
By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie
By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States
By satanworshipper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood
By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 10:52 - Australia - Brisbane
By sushichick - 12/12/2012 12:44 - United States
Hey everyone, OP here! :) I just wanted to thank everyone for their comments, they were super helpful and many were also quite funny. My "friend" is now my ex-friend and it's the best decision I could've made because she clearly was never a friend to begin with. Thanks again, everyone! Cheers!
By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley
By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia
Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"