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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska
By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas
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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 09:21 - United States
By Kallian - 25/10/2012 07:08 - Australia
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I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.
By winterbee123 - 25/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Portland
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Hi all - I'm OP. I actually went to talk to my teacher and it turns out when he tells us to do "citations" he automatically assumes we know he actually means "footnotes". I accidentally started crying during our meeting and I think it freaked him out, so he's offering me a chance to rewrite it! Ah, the power of a girl's tears!
By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan
By davifilo - 26/10/2012 09:40 - Australia - Queanbeyan
By RedFox12 - 28/10/2012 00:12 - United States - Philadelphia
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I wrote this. My head is fine and the girl doesn't think I'm an idiot or anything. It was just a funny/embarrassing thing that happened. I'm just surprised I actually got something published on here :D
By cupnoodles - 28/10/2012 20:14 - United States - Stony Brook
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OP here! My boyfriend bought regular cup noodles, but our building uses electricity for hot water. We ended up buying one of those hot plates, which was a good investment! Although his comment was really uncalled for, speaking respectfully to #1, I think that everyone has their own issues to deal with. We use this site for each others entertainment and to tell others general issues we have as people. Similarly to how you MIGHT post about getting stuck at home from, what maybe many New Yorkers consider, a little amount of snow and saying FML, I am doing the same about about a, what you consider, little category 1 storm. I hope your mood turns around because taking it out on someone you don't know over the internet will only cause a lot of psychological damage to you and potentially someone who is not self-actualized or confident. The area we live in is currently in danger of a power outage, but I think we're ready for it! Thank you everyone for all their warm prayers and so much more! :)
By ninjakomodo - 13/11/2012 21:16 - United States
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OP here, just for all of the people talking about self plagiarism, I checked. My university does not have that clause anywhere within the rules. I read through the entire thing and even checked with the legal department. I'm sure they will put it in after this. I have gone to the dean and they have forced the teacher to drop the case and give me the grade I deserved. They also decided, due to suggestion of the department head, that the department head himself will be grading everything that I submit to that teacher for the rest of the semester, and that I will not be able to take classes with that teacher anymore. I'm sure they will be evaluating their plagiarism rules more, and putting in a clause for self plagiarism, but we will see what happens. Luckily, I only have 2 more semesters there before I'm out of that school for good.
By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
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Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States
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I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
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By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States
By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas
By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn
By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott
By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala
By superminty - 04/12/2012 08:12 - Canada - Hamilton
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It was "ch-rain" versus "t-rain".
By SweetheartSusie - 04/12/2012 09:19 - United Kingdom
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Hey, OP here. For all of those who suggest drowning/bludgeoning/killing my cat, shame on you. I really hope you don't have a pet. For those of you who kindly suggested crating my dog, It's a good suggestion that I will keep in mind. My home is a two bedroom affair, I don't have a spare room to shut them in. My cat is a very nervous kitty, she was a kitten that came from a home with lots of young boys poking and prodding her and prefers the serenity and calmness I give to her. She becomes immensely stressed when I'm nowhere to be found. As for the dog, he is actually my boyfriend's dog and his is a case of boredom. Without the cat to play with during the night, he becomes mischievous and searches for trouble. No matter how well you plan, you'll never get everything and inevitably, there will be something he's shredded. Be it bin contents, washing or, once, the cat litter. Despite the numerous toys he has available. Our bed is a small double, and fitting a dog and a cat into the space barely meant to contain two adults is difficult. Adding a 2-year-old on top of that is a nightmare. For the moment, we're resigned to continue things the way they are. Your friendly OP - SweetheartSusie.
Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.